The future comes more quickly to those who deny it.
Those who seek failure are always successful.
Never moon a werewolf.
Friendly fire burns twice as hot.
Ten great thoughts are worth less than one decent deed.
A white lie is darker than a black truth.
In battle, courage dies; fear lives; cowardice never engages.
The pen is mightier than the sword--until the fighting starts.
The difference between a gentleman and a rogue is about three drinks.
Doody is in the eye of the bee-holder.
A cool head beats a hot hand.
A full quiver makes a bold archer.
Embalming is a grave undertaking.
Chivalry is sexism without malice.
The voice of authority doesn't have to yell.
Justice is when all the bastards are dead.
Silence is chaos in remission.
A pearl of wisdom grows from a grain of humility.
Contentment is a full tummy and an empty diaper.
Science is the art of quantifying imagination.
Pleasure is the business of the hedonist; business the pleasure of the martyr.
Latchkey kids eventually get locked-up.
Faith is the armour of the riteous; doubt, the nakedness of the lost.
The elect and the elected are seldom the same.
A reality check is more likely a bill.
The lucky work hard at it.
The pursuit of happiness causes much misery.
The living and the dying have absolutely no physical distinctions.
Forensic medicine is a little late.
Intellect knows no dialect.
Courage is the willingness to be hated unjustly.
A buried fault creates shaky ground.
Child support follows adult collapse.
Registered voters choose certified nuts.
Wild oats are perennials.
A foreigner is always welcome in his own country.
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